Backseat driver

Sexual position:
One person gets down onto their hands and knees while a male comes behind to connect the reproductive organs, the man then climbs onto the back of the person on the floor, using their ears to steer.
"Hey John, how about we try something more interesting tonight?
How about a Backseat Driver?"
by MemeMeister42 November 13, 2016
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Backseat driver

The fourth best position when travelling in a car or ute. In the usual order, from best to worst, the seats are: driver, shotgun, wingman (behind shotgun), backseat driver (behind the driver), bitch (if it exists), hump, and bed.

Contrary to popular belief, the hump is not the seat between driver and shotgun. That is the bitch seat. The hump is located behind the bitch seat, where there often is a hump in the floor, thus the name.
Joe: "Shotgun!"
Mike: "Well, then, I take wingman."

Bill: "I'm too tall for backseat driver or hump, so I take bitch. Put the dog in the cargo bed."
by Diacetylm0rphine February 15, 2010
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Backseat driver

A computer-illiterate person who tries to yell instructions to someone who is well aware of what should be done. This advice is usually incorrect, misguided, and unwanted; it tends to be a mix of those three. Computer-literate people absolutely despise this behaviour but not the people in particular.
Wilfred: Yeah, all I'm doing is partitioning the hard disk so I can just dual-boot this laptop with Ubuntu.
Robin: Uh, dude. You can't have Windows and something else on their. It's either Windows or it's not.
Wilfred: If you don't stop being such a backseat driver I will throw your laptop out the window. Shut up now.
Robin: more incoherent nonsense here
by The Biggest of Vinnies June 11, 2015
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1. a passenger in the back seat of the car who criticizes the driver

2. anyone who offers unwanted advice
Stop being such a backseat driver. You will only make things worse.
by Light Joker December 15, 2005
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a person sitting in the backseat of a car who critcizes the driver's driving.
Who cares if i ran a red light? Stop being a backseat driver.
by Your mom. May 23, 2004
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A person who is sitting in the backseat of the car and is constantly telling the driver what to do.
Hey man you should get in the left lane since your going faster than these other people.
Thanks man, your a good backseat driver and thanks for the tip, I'll get right on that.
by tHe_DarKonE September 08, 2007
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a sex position involving three people, usually two male and one female. one man enters the girl from behind; she is on her hands and knees. this man holds her hair and controls her head on the third person, who receives oral sex.
Let's just say we were drunk, we ran into her ex, and I was the backseat driver.
by 99escapee January 04, 2011
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