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Baby Man

A fully grown man that by all appearances looks normal. However, once you get to know him, you realize he's a big baby trapped in a man's body.
Mary: "Are you still seeing that guy James?"
Me: "No...after awhile I realized he was a big Baby Man. I handed him a tissue and called it a day."
by ptownshoegal October 21, 2012
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a bald man with a beard, sometimes posing as a lumberjack
"that baby man had a head as smooth as a baby's bottom, yet the beard around his lips was 100% man"
by fifi-pu August 15, 2009
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Baby Man

A fully grown man that likes to dress up as an infant, and wear a bib and suck on his mothers tits.
Jeremy is a Baby Man, and loves dressing up
by Rogue Trader CS January 22, 2006
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The coolest nigga on discord,he gets all the bitches.
"im baby man."
"CAN I GET A AUTOGRAPH!!?!?!?"
"CAN I GET A TASTE OF YOUR COCK??!?!"
by BABBY MAN October 30, 2020
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baby-man

a boy who is of a mature age and looks like a man but exerts characteristics of a baby.
a baby-man makes faces like babies do.
and they sometimes spit out already chewed food.
the gait of a person also atributes to the baby-man-ness.
babies also don't always know wrong form right so when you see a baby-man doing something he shouldn't don't blame it on him.
they way babies chew fruit.

a baby's first few steps are wobbly. a baby-man walk is almost like a waddle.
by mlemle December 19, 2008
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baby-man

a little person who thinks he is old and mature and can handle any thing that comes there way; a person who wants a strawberry
Sandro is a little baby-man cause he wants the strawberry
by shippo December 17, 2004
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baby man child

It's a baby that looks like an old man. Or an adolescent male who attempts to act like he is grown but in turn appears even younger than he is.

Google Image "baby jesus baroque paintings" and you'll see
(ex. 1)
Ben: Did you see that baby over there? Totally looks like an old man!
Jerry: That's a baby man child!

(ex. 2)
Amy: That freshman over there thinks he's so cool, he's bragging about how many girls he got with last night.
Caleb: It makes him seem like he's still in middle school, such a baby.
Cara: That makes him a baby man child!
by your.hugh.jass September 26, 2013
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