Baby Birding

When a woman transfers the result of oral sex into the man's mouth. It looks like a mother bird feeding her young.
Baby Birding has been tried but rarely executed correctly. Many partners are not amenable to the process.
by AVAV May 29, 2012
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Baby Birding

Teasing someone by smacking your penis around their mouth while they are trying to suck it, rendering them gape jawed and silly looking in attempts to practice fellatio.
"I baby birded that bitch for a good five minutes before i let her suck my cock" - baby birding
by djaguar September 12, 2013
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Baby Birding

The act of sounding using an U.S. Military chili and macaroni flavor MRE (colloquially known as a chilimac)

The procedure involves sounding a friend or amicable individual with an MRE spoon with the spoon end outside of the penis. The one assisting with the sounding then consumes the MRE with the receivers penis, being careful as to not allow the Tabasco to enter the urethra of the receiver. The one now eating the MRE evacuates the eaten food for use in the next procedure, the one assisting now removes the MRE spoon and inserts a funnel. The one assisting now takes the pre chewed food and proceeds to implant the food inside the receivers penis via the funnel. Once the one assisting removes the funnel, the one receiving now probes the introduced food to ensure steady carry. The one receiving now proceeds to process the food via vigorous blunt force against nearby objects so long as the food remains in the erect outer penis. Once fully processed the one receiving now evacuates the fully processed bolus to be consumed and finally swallowed by the one assisting.
The staff sergeant could not understand what he was seeing when he saw a specialist Baby Birding a PFC behind the DFAC
by Confused PFC Momma Bird December 23, 2018
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Baby bird

An annoying kid who always wants to be the main center of attention.
Person: Carl is such a baby bird
by Ace the simp December 17, 2022
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Baby birding

The act of spittle pre-chewed food into someone else's mouth.
by zimmygirl777 December 26, 2022
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Baby birding

The act of spitting prechewed food into someone else's mouth.
No baby birding, please. I do wanna look at that.
by zimmygirl777 December 30, 2022
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Baby birding

The art of baby birding requires a liquid, either water or booze, being drank by one individual and spit into another individual's mouth for pleasure and shared enjoyment.
I got so tanked last night. I couldn't refuse a single baby bird. Baby birding gets me everytime.
by Spitfam April 04, 2014
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