Baby Beater

Naval slang for a small sledge hammer used to make mechanical repairs.

Shit, this bolt is stuck in here. Pass me the baby beater, I got to get this out.

by DigimonBeavis October 24, 2016

Buzzer Beater Baby

A buzzer beater baby is a baby that is conceived after the man has gotten a vasectomy. This is possible because after a vasectomy, there are still sperm cells in the vas deferens that can remain there for weeks or months. For this reason, doctors recommend waiting about 20 ejaculations to have unprotected sex. The term "buzzer beater" is used in basketball when a player scores a basket with no time left, similar to impregnating a woman on of the man's last fertile ejaculations.

Ashley: I think I'm pregnant!?!?
John: How is that possible? I got a vasectomy two weeks ago?
Ashley: It must be a buzzer beater baby.

by jamescmcnutt December 12, 2018

beaner baby

a hispanic child, typically a mexican

look at those little beaner babies take those hub caps

by i did July 14, 2005

beaner baby

A small child learning how to commit crimes before he's old enough to walk. Runs around stealing, being dirty, and learning to complain that he is being unfairly treated in America because his parents crawled under barbed wire to get him here.

"You see that Beaner Baby taking those hubcaps?"
Yeah I do, and why is he wearing Paco/Tommy/G Unit clothing while bitching about having no money?"
I dont know, I dont know

by Philly G January 26, 2007

beaker baby

A person, similar to a testtube baby, who was a fatass baby and therefore too large to fit in the testtube so they were placed in a beaker.

alex glumac

by PotatoChip May 3, 2003

beaner baby

another word for a mexican

Hey if my sister cant by me beer lets get a beaner baby.

by robermeister March 1, 2007

Baby Ruth Bater Ginsburg

When you poop into a baseball bat mold and freeze it. Then, use it to beat women.

Wife: "Hey babe, I just got back from the store, but I forgot to get you your foot cream."
Me: "That's okay babe, just let me go to the freezer real quick..." *grabs Baby Ruth Bater Ginsburg*

by Voiys May 18, 2021