Daniel: What is that horrible shrieking noise!?!?!
Michael: It's the baboon trapped in Monica's vagina.
by The Big Bopper July 30, 2006
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A blackened or pigmented black person that has village instincts similar to that of a baboon. Eg. Beating their meat and chest
"This black fuck is being a baboon"
by Blackbarbiedoll January 12, 2021
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A 'baboon' is the equivilent of a rim job.
Oh man. She gave me such a hot baboon last night that it was a rusty trombone!
by Muff butt January 12, 2009
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A baboon is a type of monkey that has a red ass.
Baboon also known as hoset yousef
by Baboon2021 October 3, 2019
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1. The alternative to a monkey (cause you know everyone prefers monkeys over apes)
2. A fat ape with a lot of hair and body odor.
3. Your incredibly annoying brother.
Brother: (smelling his armpits)
You: Ew your such a baboon!!!
by Liviloves October 29, 2015
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Dad: Be careful of my brother Dan. He's a real baboon.
Me: Is he the one who did skyscraper parkour?
Dad: He also spent a week in my closet without me knowing.
by Darth Frosty January 4, 2018
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a severe case of monkey butt in which your butthole hurts/itches from not wiping good enough usually made worse by sweat, usually is so bad that it causes the inflicted to uncontrollably itch their butthole similar to baboons
after the mx race i had a bad case of baboonitis.
by dirtboy70 February 25, 2010
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