Broken leg 

When a man's erect penis is crooked.

"This guy I was with last night had a broken leg in his boxer briefs!"

Broken leg by Yoyomaaa June 23, 2014

Gazelle Wit the Broken Leg 

Men are like Cheetahs and women are like Gazelles. A smart Cheetah is not gonna go for the strongest, fastest, most alert Gazelle but instead for that one Gazelle in the back wit the broken leg. Why? Cause it's a sure catch.

Gazelle Wit the Broken Leg. No need to explain

Gazelle Wit the Broken Leg by Mr. Rugby November 3, 2020

Couldn't hit a blind man with a broken leg 

A phrase to describe something that's really easy

*some fool messes up something easy*
"you idiot, you couldn't hit a blind man with a broken leg"

Couldn't hit a blind man with a broken leg by chairmanpingu September 14, 2022

broken deer leg 

A blunt that is poorly rolled or is very crooked and not straight.

Damn, dude that blunt looks like a broken deer leg.

broken deer leg by studyvin February 4, 2017

My leg is broken 

Deliberately hurting oneself to get out of doing something.

Woman: Will you take the trash out?

Man: I can't. *Twists his leg* My leg is broken!

Woman: *Walks away in disgust*

Man: *Winks at the camera, then starts screaming in pain*

My leg is broken by Ubeenbamboozledson January 5, 2022

I think my leg is broken 

And you have to be carried out, because you think its a really bad break- because you cant feel it.

Fitz: I hope you saved some energy cuz.. my legs pinned. I think my leg is broken. You're gonna have to carry me out.
Mack: I got you turbo.

I think my leg is broken by Zema'am January 21, 2021

leg broke 

It's not so much a physical ailment, but rather a social status, the likes of which can't none of these bitches done touch.

"Lord Stoner's got leg broke."

leg broke by Simon February 3, 2004