Bless Me

A term used when you sneeze and nobody says, "bless you," resulting in the sneezer requiring to bless themselves.

Jesse: "ACHOO!"
Everyone else: .... Silence.....
Jesse: ..... Fine. Bless me. Thanks everyone.

by Iamtired543445 May 19, 2013

bless me

To show some one Nudes

Ayy jenna u should bless me tonight

by http.yvnge November 12, 2014

Bless Me

"Bless Me" is used jokingly, or not, when asking for sexual favors from a young woman who attends a catholic or parochial school. This is referring to the hookup as a blessing to the guy.

John: Hey katie, want to come over and watch a movie?
Katie: A movie sounds good, but, seriously, you need to stop trying to get into my pants.
John: Oh, it's not your pants, but that cute little uniform I'm interested in. Bless me baby!
Katie: John, you're a pig.

by ThePseudonym22 July 25, 2009

bless me

To show some one Nudes

Ayy jenna u should bless me tonight

by http.yvnge November 12, 2014

Bless Me

As heard in the movie "House of Wax", bless me is a term used when asking for alcohol.

- Something's dead out there.
- Nah, something's dead right here, and we have to drink it back to life. Bless me, dog.

by Rose Rampage July 24, 2009

Bless Me

Toronto slang for giving/receiving goods or currency, usually in a philanthropic sense.

Yo, fam! You gon' bless me a likkle punny peice of popcorn? I didn't eat all day, I'm marved!

by jigawahoodironyclips2003 November 15, 2024

BLESS ME

A self-given “bless you” after sneezing, used when no one else says it—or even if they do. It’s giving a mix of manners , self love and main character energy. A polite flex.

“Achoo—bless me.”
Friend: “Lol, I was about to say it”
You: “You were too slow.”

by RocketCulture April 26, 2025