SOLDIER 1: "Hey man do you remember Private Emery from AIT?"
SOLDIER 2: "Oh, wasn't he the really tall guy?'
SOLDIER 1: "Yea man, did you hear what he did with his cracked truck frame when he got home?
SOLDIER 2: "No, what happened?"
SOLDIER 1: "He decided to
Billy Bob the hell out of it man! He clamped some exhaust clamps on a pipe that he laid across the
crack and it worked!
SOLDIER 2: "Holy shit!"