big red truck

Used to express disdain for something deemed stupid or obvious, especially a self-evident remark.

This phrase was started with the blonde joke where a blonde calls the fire department because her home is on fire. When the person asked how to find her house she replied "Duh, the big red truck outside."

A woman walks out of her house to her car with her keys in her hand. A man calls out to her, "Going on a drive?"
To which she replies, "Duh, big red truck."

big red truck by Noodles84 September 22, 2006

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big red truck

big red truck is basiclly just a made up phrase that means duh

girl 1: so you are going out with him?
girl 2: big red truck!

big red truck by oopss i spilled some coke May 4, 2006

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Duh! Big Red Truck

1. A vehicle used by fire people

2.Term used when telling a blonde joke.

There was a fire and a blonde called the fire dept. The Fire Department asked how to get to her house. She replied, "DUH! Big Red Truck!"

Duh! Big Red Truck by beachyblondy January 11, 2007

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Duh, Big Red Truck!!

To poke fun at someone for stating something outright obvious

Situation: Person putting his hand on a hot stove burner after being told that it was hot...

1: Hey man, don't touch the stove, it's hot.
2: Crap that's hot!!
1: Duh, Big Red Truck!!

Duh, Big Red Truck!! by ~t October 6, 2004

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Duh! Big Red Truck

This is the term used when someone does not get out of the way of a fire truck in route to a call.

A firefighter is driving to the scene of a fire. The person in front of him does not move when seeing the lights and hearing the siren. As you pass the driver of the vehicle looks to you as if there is something wrong. You look back and say Duh! BIG RED TRUCK

Duh! Big Red Truck by zattica January 8, 2007

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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