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benchmark

Used as a catch-all substitute for a similar and more appropriate word that you can't quite remember, acceptable only because of its obvious incorrectness
"You know guys, I'm glad we bought those brownies. That was really a... benchmark moment"

"becca's yanif score just passed 150... she's passed her final... benchmark"

"no mom, I can't help clean right now. I'm working on a... benchmark"
by B-Rizz January 9, 2009
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benchmark

The act of to men, one having the first name of Mark, having gay sex on a bench in a hotel kitchen in Provincetown.
He was benchmarked hard last might by that guy.
by butwarden December 11, 2018
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Benchmark test

A dumb test that has nothing to do with what you learned or studied for, for the past 2 weeks
i studied geometry for 2 weeks strait but instead of a geometry benchmark test they gave me a calculus benchmark test.
by it cant be November 4, 2020
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Benchmark partner

A person you once dated who checked all your boxes of your dream partner but in reality it didn’t work out between y’all and now you’re looking for him/her in every other person you date. Sad but true. I feel you.
Saurabh : Bro ya, she set the bar really high
Lak : Yeah I can relate. She’s your benchmark partner. Good luck finding someone like her. Cause I didn’t.
by Lak_Rathod December 15, 2021
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Benchmark Managing

The idea that one person can send five emails in one night and look like a superhero or on funny email chains they can end it with one very inapporpriate one. And he has small balls and tiny feet.
A benchmark managing guy is a deutche bag
by Imasuperstar October 17, 2012
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Butch Benchmark

The level obtained in examinations and tests by the big, dumb kid in the class and thus the minimum level every other respectable candidate should obtain.
'I did so bad in that test, I didn't even clear the butch benchmark'
by mynameischuck March 19, 2009
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LGR Benchmark

The act of running Duke Nukem 3D on a PC for demonstration purposes
Did your PC pass the LGR Benchmark?
by ThePurpleDart September 5, 2017
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