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When you punch someone so hard they burp, fart, throw up, shit, piss and jizz simultaneously.
He got punched so hard he BATSIZ’d everywhere.
BATSIZ by BigBojo February 22, 2022
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Fernando Martinez Batiz 

the most badass motherfucker in the world, kickfliping and halo master. protector of Ronnie James Dio.
holy shit! the other day Fernando Martinez Batiz fucked my mother, got a killtacular, and did a kickflip, all at the same time while protecting Dio
Fernando Martinez Batiz by chupateta February 28, 2009
Batsi is the shortened version of the unisex Shona name Batsirai, meaning "Help". This name is derived from the cry for help due to the loss of breath at the sight of the angelic human that possesses this name. Batsi is a witty, charming, dependable, loving and fun-loving individual who is loved by good and feared by evil.
Nurse: Doctor, Doctor...we have another case of Batsi viewing!

Doctor: When will people learn? If you look for too long you'll fall in love...

Patient: (wheezing) Help...Help! My eyes, so amazing!
Batsi by VaMhuka November 8, 2018

Batsirai 

Batsirai is a very rude and very violent person.He tries to not show feelings but deep down he cares and loves the most.He does not want to approach girls but want them to approach them.Usually has big dreams for the future
Are you fine?
No BATSIRAI beat me
Batsirai by Anonymous_T November 26, 2021
The term Batsi refers to the overwhelming feeling one gets when filled with the Holy Ghost (Also known as the Holy Spirit). When in a Batsi state, people have been known to start walking shakily as if dancing. This is known as Batsi Skanking.
Woow dude he's Batsi skanking, he's so filled with the holy spirit.
Batsi by hsoigwer November 19, 2010
Someone that's independent, loving, and caring. She's the queen bee. She has a tough heart. Only trusts a few bitches cause aint no one real nowadays. In other words, "THE QUEEN AND RULER OF ALL"
As i walked in the castle, The Batsii was sitting on the throne. Looking down at everyone.
Batsii by 12345567778 June 19, 2017

BatSignal 

scrotum, sack, veiny eyeball vision, eyeBALLS,scrotumface, scroatmeal, smegmal residue
I tightly stretched my nutsack around her face ear to ear and used my flashlight to illuminate the inside of my scrote within her field of vision. She exclaimed it was the most colorful batsignal she'd ever seen.
BatSignal by Ego' October 31, 2018
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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