Bao

Vietnamese deity, with no body fat, a six pack, and an immeasurable intellect. Can be used in nearly all forms of speech.

1. (adj) Damn, you're looking Bao today.
2. (noun) Bao just ate a bowl of white rice with soy sauce.
3. (adv) He approached the tough situation Baoly.
4. (exclm) Bao!
5. (verb) He Baoed that test, and got an A+.

by SHO4(Life) January 4, 2004

Bao

One who does not lie at all, ever.

1. That guy Damian told me that the Beastie Boys are awesome, what a Bao.
2. That guy Rory told me Pearl Jam are better, so not Bao.

by Country Mike May 2, 2005

Bao

cool whale vtuber

Bao: "Emotional đụmage"

by Totally not an orphan March 4, 2022

bao

One sexy motherfucker!

I want you BAD,you are really Bao.

by Amazin*Ash May 13, 2005

bao

biggest asian penis in the world

would you like to suck my bao?

by adam cucy March 20, 2003

Bao

a name that sounds very nice when accompanied by the word, damnit.

DAMNIT BAO

by John waggner January 7, 2011

Bao

1) Bad-Ass-Omelet.
2) A Vietnamese child born with destructive power.
3) One who doesn't give a fuck about what other thought about him.
4) An Asian with a Double A ( Above Average ) penis.
5) A straight up G-Money Thug with a gang

1) Damn that is one tasty BAO
2) Iowa flooded in 1994 when a young asian boy was born, his name was..Bao
3) Guy #1: Look at that bitch smoking weed and drinking liquor.

Guy #2: Thats Bao man. He doesnt give a Fuck what you think nigga

Bao: I smoke I drink I do my thing

I'm livin' in my own world

and if they hate I let them

Who gives a fuck?

Anyone who know about what I do

I'm livin' in my own world

I chill back and I spit thee some love, yeah
4) OMG Bao has a Double A Penis...12 INCHES!!
5) Nick: Dude thats Bao

Tyrone: I dont give a Damn who that is..

Nick: he's a G-Money Thug

Tyrone: I still dont give a Damn..

Nick: his Gang the Purple Mist will Fuck us up...

Tyrone: ..Damn

by Purple_Kush iC September 29, 2011