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backseater 

A girl who is trashy and not that attractive, but you must put your penis in.
Man, Lindsay is such a backseater.
backseater by bigdlolk October 25, 2013
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BACKSEATER 

MILLENIALS. YOUNG ADULTS THAT WERE BORN BETWEEN 1980'S AND 1990'S. THEY GREW UP RIDING IN CARS IN THE BACK SEAT IN THEIR OWN "CARSEAT". WHEN THEY WERE SMALLER THEY WERE FACING THE BACK OF THE CAR, IT WASN'T UNTIL THEY WERE BIGGER THAT THEY WERE FACING FORWARD. THEIR PERCEPTION OF LIFE WAS NOT A "CLEAR VIEW" AS THEY HAD ALL OF THEIR LITTLE TOYS HANGING DOWN IN FRONT OF THEM AND THEY WATCHED MOVIES ON THE SEAT IN FRONT OF THEM.
THAT GIRL IS A BACKSEATER. SHE JUST DOESN'T SEE THE FULL PICTURE.
THAT GUY SURE IS A BACKSEATER, ALL HE SEE'S IS HIS SIDE.

Backseating 

In a stream, telling the streamer what to do instead of letting them take their own decisions
I'm not going to do a genocide run, stop backseating me
Backseating by Bonaaq February 19, 2021

backseat boogie

Ben Dover was doing the backseat boogie with lovers all summer.
backseat boogie by I, Wreckerrr November 16, 2016

Backseat Gamer 

Like a backseat driver, a backseat gamer is a person who tells you what to do in a game that you're playing while you're playing it.
"No, shoot that guy! Not that one, that one! The other guy!"
"WILL YOU STOP BEING A BACKSEAT GAMER PLEASE?"
Backseat Gamer by NINJA_CARROT July 11, 2009

Backseat DUI 

A backseat DUI occurres when a sober person is driving an intoxicated person home, and the intoxicated individual is giving the driver shitty directions, and false instructions to turn, and then saying "No, No, not this street..."
This causes the driver to speed up, slow down, and begin to turn, then swerve back into the driving lane, leading others observing the vehicle from the outside to believe that the driver is DUI.
"I was driving Marcus home the other night from the local water hole and he kept telling me to turn and shit and I was all over the place and then I got pulled over, but it was cool, the cop realized Marcus was just backseat DUI."
Backseat DUI by Mike McLovin March 16, 2008

Backseat Fruity Loop 

Backseat fruity looping is a sexual act wherein one partner applies a colored, sweetened substance to their lips and then proceeds to 'loop' the other partner's rectum with the substance, by pressing their lips against their backside.
"Lex backseat fruity looped Jordan's asshole the other night. He shat green for a week."
Backseat Fruity Loop by Darkbat420XXX September 25, 2011
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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