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azathoth 

Previous definitiona are correct, but also, i have one fact to add. It is believed that weare all simply part of Azathoth's dream, and were he to wake up, we would all cease to exist. Othe theory: When he awakens, he will order Nyarlathotep (messenger god) to destroy the universe.
Azathoth: *wakes up*
Universe: *disappears*
azathoth by GreenEmu June 20, 2005
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Azathoth 

Chief deity of the "Cthulhu Mythos," worshipped by lesser deities and servitors in the Lovecraftian pantheon; described as having an anamorphous body that constantly writhes and undulates to the piping of a flute; also described as being the essence of all physical mater in the multi-verse.
"...the boundless daemon sultan Azathoth, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time amidst the muffled, maddening beating of vile drums and the thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes." - H.P. Lovecraft, The Dream-Quest of Unknown Kadath.
Azathoth by Scott August 2, 2003
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Azathoth 

Beyond the ultimate void is where this guy dwells. You couldn't even imagine......
In the glory of Azathoth
Azathoth by The Cuntsaw October 24, 2003

Azathoth 

Invented by author H.P Lovecraft, it's the Big Guy. No really. He rules everything. Don't mess with him, puny human.
the boundless daemon-sultan Azathoth, whose name no lips dare speak aloud
Azathoth by Fredde July 22, 2003

Azathoth 

Literally the one reason we exist. There is no Jesus, no Allah, and not even your atheism will save you from the Eldritch Truth. For we all exist in his dreams, and he's probably having a stroke 24/7 with the shit humans do alone if he was actually aware . Thankfully he isn't.
" Outside the ordered universe is that amorphous blight of nethermost confusion which blasphemes and bubbles at the center of all infinity—the boundless daemon sultan Azathoth, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time and space amidst the muffled, maddening beating of vile drums and the thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes."
Azathoth by Felix19483883 February 19, 2022
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