-=Guy falls off his skateboard and breaks an arm=-
Oh shite man, that dude got freakin' axed.
-=Guy punches another guy in the face, the guy falls over=-
He got freakin' axed!
Oh shite man, that dude got freakin' axed.
-=Guy punches another guy in the face, the guy falls over=-
He got freakin' axed!
by Damo2007 June 28, 2007
With a name like "Axe", I expected to be going to a metal show. Instead I got the Jake Savage Experience.
by kraka January 18, 2005
only douchebags wear axe
by Mr. B0jangles. February 15, 2014
A horrible smelling cologne that guys use.
They usually use it instead of taking showers after a football practice, thinking it works.
It doesn't.
People also unleash large amounts onto school buses, because apparently this is amusing.
It isn't.
They usually use it instead of taking showers after a football practice, thinking it works.
It doesn't.
People also unleash large amounts onto school buses, because apparently this is amusing.
It isn't.
Girl: OMG, I just walked down to the PE hallway, and it smells like Axe and sweat! I guess I just missed the football players!
Person on a bus: WTF IT SMELLS LIKE AXE ON HERE!
Some immature little twit: *giggles*
Person on a bus: WTF IT SMELLS LIKE AXE ON HERE!
Some immature little twit: *giggles*
by Kitten Rae August 2, 2006
1. A type of spray that smells really really disgusting if you douse yourself in it
2. How ghetto people say ''ask''
2. How ghetto people say ''ask''
by DizzyLizzy November 18, 2006
by nitro November 5, 2003
Probably one of the most misinterpreted mainstream body fragrances that any shit head consumer could waste their money on.
No, Axe does not make you smell good.
You can spray yourself down with it, yes, but that's probably only going to last about 5 minutes.
If you actually think what happens in the commercials is going to happen to you after you put on the product, you really need to go play in traffic.
No, Axe does not make you smell good.
You can spray yourself down with it, yes, but that's probably only going to last about 5 minutes.
If you actually think what happens in the commercials is going to happen to you after you put on the product, you really need to go play in traffic.
13 year old boy at a local Wal-Mart: Momma, momma! Buy me some Axe! It'll make me smell so good! All of the girlies at middle school are going to want to pounce on me!
13 year old boy's mom: Alright, alright. I'll get it for you.
- 13 year old boy rushes home and sprays himself down with it the next day before school -
Girl at the 13 year old boy's school: Wow. What the fuck. Did you take a fucking beaner bath this morning or what? You fucking smell like shit...go back to the swap meet where you belong.
13 year old boy's mom: Alright, alright. I'll get it for you.
- 13 year old boy rushes home and sprays himself down with it the next day before school -
Girl at the 13 year old boy's school: Wow. What the fuck. Did you take a fucking beaner bath this morning or what? You fucking smell like shit...go back to the swap meet where you belong.
by MikeDaSloth August 17, 2007