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D.A.V.E. system

A no-fail way to get a girl (plus a great story).

Acronym for:

Dabble in friendship
Approach cautiously
Value time together
Extend story-telling
Friends at the hockey game:

Dave: Hey, check out that girl there.
SF and JBK: Wow, she's cute. You gonna go for it?
Dave: Of course. The D.A.V.E. system never fails.

Later in evening:

Dave: Guys, you have 45 free minutes? I have a great story!!!
SF and JBK: No, not again.
The City Mayor of the small town described the opponoents of the proposal as C.A.V.E. people.
C.A.V.E. by jcording August 10, 2009

L.E.A.V.E 

Leave is abbreviated for
Losers
Eat
Ass
Very
Efficiently
most porn addicts wish to l.e.a.v.e with a pornstar
L.E.A.V.E by Kim jong shlong June 25, 2020

M A D E I N H E A V E N

Way to heaven The act of Speeding up time to the point that it resets the universe to the "Singularity Point" or where the New Universe starts The way to get H E A V E N is by having Dio's Diary Reading it will give u the way to heaven but u need to memorize 11 phrases after memorizing Find the green baby say the 11 phrases and this will merge with your stand to make C Moon go to north latitude 28 degrees and 24 Minutes West longitude 80 Degrees 36 minutes And wait for the New Moon That is when H E A V E N will come
Chad 1 This is M A D E I N H E A V E N" speeds"
Dude 2 what the AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
1)Radical
Audio
Visual
Experience

a form of dancing; sometimes with glowsticks

a place where people dance such as in a warehouse
1) R.adical A.udio V.isual E.xperience= R.A.V.E.

2) wow look at that dude rave

3) hey, you going to the rave tonight?
R.A.V.E. by Poiizon September 29, 2008

Stungen av en bi 

Kaspa Balle once got "stungen av en bi" this pretty much means that he got turbo cancer in his face, his face got all swollen and he looked hella stupid. As a result of being stungen av en bi Kaspa Balle ate a Senapsbanan which he found really delightful
OH NO I HAVE BEEN STUNGEN AV EN BI!!!
Kaspa Balle: Shii das me bru, time to go eat a senapsbanan!
Stungen av en bi by BigBoyDaCool January 9, 2023