AutoSnark

Noun: The automatic application of SNide remARKs. AutoSnarkage

Verb: To automatically or reflexively snark something down. To apply sarcasm, or to make snide and sharply critical comments - without thinking first. AutoSnarking

Adjective: AutoSnarky, AutoSnarkiness

other forms: auto-snark \ autosnark \ auto snark

Well that social media meme was an example of purest AutoSnark!

Why must you AutoSnark my brainstorm brainchild before it even has a second to breathe?

I can always count on these three to AutoSnark anything I post. I mean - they don't even hesitate. Often they let fly with the AutoSnarkiness -- and then admit that they agree or admire the thing they shot down.

Away team: set phasers to "AutoSnark"!

AutoSnark by —thoughtstorms— March 27, 2017

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autosarcophagy

The act of eating one's own flesh. Comes from Latin: auto for self, sarco for flesh, and phagy for eating.

Investigator 1: The man attempted autosarcophagy to free his hand from the shackles.

Investigator 2: What's that mean?

Investigator 1: Go in and find out.

Investigator 2: OK.... Holy motherfucking shit! <vomits>

autosarcophagy by xBinary01111000 December 20, 2009

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autoshartphyxiation

The combination of sharting yourself while in the act of asphyxiation.

It's hard to find a toothless hooker to help me with autoshartphyxiation.

autoshartphyxiation by autoreverseaudio November 29, 2007

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antisnark

The opposite of snark, as when an apparently sarcastic comment suddenly seems completely reasonable.

Jimbo opined that Rick Perry was running for president just so he could yell "political witch hunt!" at his prosecutor on corruption charges. Suddenly, he realized they were all running for that reason. He had discovered the long sought antisnark.

antisnark by jimbo92107 August 9, 2015

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

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