AutoSnark

Noun: The automatic application of SNide remARKs. AutoSnarkage

Verb: To automatically or reflexively snark something down. To apply sarcasm, or to make snide and sharply critical comments - without thinking first. AutoSnarking

Adjective: AutoSnarky, AutoSnarkiness

other forms: auto-snark \ autosnark \ auto snark

Well that social media meme was an example of purest AutoSnark!

Why must you AutoSnark my brainstorm brainchild before it even has a second to breathe?

I can always count on these three to AutoSnark anything I post. I mean - they don't even hesitate. Often they let fly with the AutoSnarkiness -- and then admit that they agree or admire the thing they shot down.

Away team: set phasers to "AutoSnark"!

by —thoughtstorms— March 27, 2017

autosarcophagy

The act of eating one's own flesh. Comes from Latin: auto for self, sarco for flesh, and phagy for eating.

Investigator 1: The man attempted autosarcophagy to free his hand from the shackles.

Investigator 2: What's that mean?

Investigator 1: Go in and find out.

Investigator 2: OK.... Holy motherfucking shit! <vomits>

by xBinary01111000 December 20, 2009

autoshartphyxiation

The combination of sharting yourself while in the act of asphyxiation.

It's hard to find a toothless hooker to help me with autoshartphyxiation.

by autoreverseaudio November 29, 2007

antisnark

The opposite of snark, as when an apparently sarcastic comment suddenly seems completely reasonable.

Jimbo opined that Rick Perry was running for president just so he could yell "political witch hunt!" at his prosecutor on corruption charges. Suddenly, he realized they were all running for that reason. He had discovered the long sought antisnark.

by jimbo92107 August 9, 2015