AutoSnark

Noun: The automatic application of SNide remARKs. AutoSnarkage

Verb: To automatically or reflexively snark something down. To apply sarcasm, or to make snide and sharply critical comments - without thinking first. AutoSnarking

Adjective: AutoSnarky, AutoSnarkiness

other forms: auto-snark \ autosnark \ auto snark

Well that social media meme was an example of purest AutoSnark!

Why must you AutoSnark my brainstorm brainchild before it even has a second to breathe?

I can always count on these three to AutoSnark anything I post. I mean - they don't even hesitate. Often they let fly with the AutoSnarkiness -- and then admit that they agree or admire the thing they shot down.

Away team: set phasers to "AutoSnark"!

AutoSnark by —thoughtstorms— March 27, 2017

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autosarcophagy

The act of eating one's own flesh. Comes from Latin: auto for self, sarco for flesh, and phagy for eating.

Investigator 1: The man attempted autosarcophagy to free his hand from the shackles.

Investigator 2: What's that mean?

Investigator 1: Go in and find out.

Investigator 2: OK.... Holy motherfucking shit! <vomits>

autosarcophagy by xBinary01111000 December 20, 2009

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AutoSnark • antisnark • autosarcophagy • autoshartphyxiation • Autosparasite

autoshartphyxiation

The combination of sharting yourself while in the act of asphyxiation.

It's hard to find a toothless hooker to help me with autoshartphyxiation.

autoshartphyxiation by autoreverseaudio November 29, 2007

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antisnark

The opposite of snark, as when an apparently sarcastic comment suddenly seems completely reasonable.

Jimbo opined that Rick Perry was running for president just so he could yell "political witch hunt!" at his prosecutor on corruption charges. Suddenly, he realized they were all running for that reason. He had discovered the long sought antisnark.

antisnark by jimbo92107 August 9, 2015

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Autosparasite

A writer, director, or producer who attaches themselves to a legendary creator's established fictional universe (IP) for unearned personal fame. Instead of respecting the original lore, an autosparasite uses the built-in fan base and budget to push their own narrative, destroying the original work's internal logic and alienating core fans in the process. From the Greek roots "autos" (the original self) and "parasite."

Fan A: "Why did they let that unknown showrunner rewrite the fundamental rules of the magic system in the new adaptation?"Fan B: "Because they hired a total autosparasite who cares more about their own ego than the actual books."

Autosparasite by Grimise June 24, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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