by pigsmightfly May 28, 2009
An Australian is an inhabitant of Australia, which is both a continent and a country in one.
Australians have a unique language that they developed from English colloquialism giving them a distinct style and accent. The New Zealanders have copied it, addinga few variations, like 'sex' for 'six', and 'dick' for 'deck'.
Most American made shows and movies portray Australian as slack jawed drunks who sit around all day and feed babies to their pet dingos. Unlike the Americans, Australians do not promote themselves in movies with their flag nor do they get involved in other country conflict, like the Americans, unless draged in. And most of their celebrities and directors now come to Australia to film their movies and hang out on our beaches with those 'cute Australian babes'.
An Australian is a character and a half and it's a title to be proud of. Go you good thing!
Australians have a unique language that they developed from English colloquialism giving them a distinct style and accent. The New Zealanders have copied it, addinga few variations, like 'sex' for 'six', and 'dick' for 'deck'.
Most American made shows and movies portray Australian as slack jawed drunks who sit around all day and feed babies to their pet dingos. Unlike the Americans, Australians do not promote themselves in movies with their flag nor do they get involved in other country conflict, like the Americans, unless draged in. And most of their celebrities and directors now come to Australia to film their movies and hang out on our beaches with those 'cute Australian babes'.
An Australian is a character and a half and it's a title to be proud of. Go you good thing!
William: So where to these holidays?
Chad: Lets head out to Australia. I'd like to pick up some of them hot Australians down at the beach.
Chad: Lets head out to Australia. I'd like to pick up some of them hot Australians down at the beach.
by kink_jabooty August 14, 2005
A once magnificent group of people quickly becoming Americans. Along with the British one of the few peoples stupid enough to get sucked into the American Oil war in Iraq. For a representation of an Australian, see John Howard, the man they have elected as their leader for over 10 years.
- Hey, Maybe things will work out and the world will be a better place.
- Not with the Australians refusing to sign the kyoto protocol.
- Not with the Australians refusing to sign the kyoto protocol.
by whybother May 4, 2007
Most laid back race
Pissed all the time (hooray)
Real Australian men shoot kangaroos and rabbits
Almost every Australian city was in the top 20 most livable cities in the world (sorry Darwin)
Pissed all the time (hooray)
Real Australian men shoot kangaroos and rabbits
Almost every Australian city was in the top 20 most livable cities in the world (sorry Darwin)
by trueblueaussie November 18, 2009
Australian is an increasingly common euphemism for "cunt". To call somebody an Australian is to imply that they are the lowest kind of arsewipe, a thoroughly nasty piece of work, a sack of piss, a lowlife, an arsehole.
"Oh, that Tony Blair is a right fucking Australian, isn't he?"
Or, "Gordon Brown! He's such an Australian that in certain lights he looks like Shane Warne's arsehole twin!"
Or, "Gordon Brown! He's such an Australian that in certain lights he looks like Shane Warne's arsehole twin!"
by Mulch-boy May 30, 2011
sexual position similar to cowgirl where the person on top has their feet on the ground/bed/etc. and use that as leverage for bouncing up and down like a kangaroo.
i want you to blow me, then ride me australian, then reverse australian, then jerk me off until i cum.
by obennyko May 23, 2005
Native of Australia, there are good Australians and there are bad ones, let's just leave it at that.
1st Norwegian: "Those Aussies aren't such bad people after all."
2nd Norweigan: "Except those who lock up children in jail."
1st Norwegian: "True."
2nd Norweigan: "Except those who lock up children in jail."
1st Norwegian: "True."
by flightguy May 29, 2005