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Australia Day

Another reason for Australians to have a day off, to over cook anything on a semi-hygenic bbq and get drunk.
"did you wash the babie?"
"hells no mate, australia day is comming up"
Australia Day by therealpseudonym January 7, 2009
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Australia Day

The celebratory day where the English conquered the aboriginals and brought them into the world of electricity.

As per tradition - Beers, Barbies and Beaches are general places for gathering and celebrating the now great country.

Terrorist hippies have been noted for attempting to abolish the date, but everyone else is like "Fuck it, it's a day off and I've already bought the snags."
Australia Day by abboapology January 24, 2023

Australia Day Patriot 

An Australian patriot is a lady that Nick thinks is super cute but since he sucks at starting conversations he put all this effort in to make an account and definition that you would hopefully find amusing.

As shown above, this took commitment, now I'd like you to show some commitment and give Nick your number 😘
Australia Day Patriots in 2021 are helping a young man try to find love in this big wide world

Have s*x with an Australian day 

Any day of the year is have s*x with an Australian day
have s*x with an Australian day is the day of which you MUST NO MATTER THE CIRCUMSTANCES have s*x with an Aussie
Me: why did you f*ck her
Best mate: it's have s*x with an Australian day today bro

Me: I thought that was tomorrow

Best mate: nahhh bro it's every day
Me: F*CK YEEEAHHH
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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