2 definitions by therealpseudonym

What are you on?

Used when someone does/plans/talks about something a bit crazy. A lengthened version would be "What drug are you taking, to be high enough to do that". "What are you on" is usually followed up with "Do you want a list?" even if that person is not under the influence of drugs. N.B Used in Britain, less in America

Friend 1 : "I'm gonna jump off that cliff"
Friend 2 : "What are you on?"
Friend 1 : "Do you want a list?"

by therealpseudonym June 18, 2014

Australia Day

Another reason for Australians to have a day off, to over cook anything on a semi-hygenic bbq and get drunk.

"did you wash the babie?"
"hells no mate, australia day is comming up"

by therealpseudonym January 8, 2009