Auntie Doris

Knock Knock. Who's there? Auntie Doris. Auntie Doris who? Auntie Doris, the evil witch who took your soul. Auntie Doris, who's been dead for 600 years and can now walk the earth. Auntie Doris, who takes on the form of a man!
Uncle Herb enetered the room carrying a purple robe.
Uncle Herb: I just bought this at Goodwill.
Auntie Doris WHO?!

AUNTIE DORIS, THE EVIL WITCH WHO TOOK YOUR SOUL!
AUNTIE DORIS, WHO'S BEEN DEAD FOR 600 YEARS!

Auntie Doris by Auntie Doris March 23, 2023

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Auntie Doris

Auntie Doris, the evil witch who took your soul.

Auntie Doris whose been dead for six hundred years and can now walk the earth.

Auntie Doris who takes on the form of a man! Uncle Herb enters the room carrying a purple robe. Uncle Herb: I just bought this at Goodwill. A: Auntie Doris who?

"Oh god. Fo-for some reason this literally only works... properly on with uh... knock knock jokes."

~ Markiplier after reading the Auntie Doris script, 2022

Auntie Doris by MorningTeddyBear April 12, 2025

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Auntie Doris

Auntie Doris refers to the evil witch who took your soul.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Auntie Doris. Auntie Doris who? Auntie Doris the evil witch who took your soul. Auntie Doris who’s been dead for 600 years and can now walk the earth. Auntie Doris who takes the form of a man! Uncle Herb enters the room with a purple robe. Uncle Herb: I just bought this at goodwill! Auntie Doris who?

Auntie Doris by Johnathan Shithead October 5, 2025

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

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trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.

Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.

trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017

Word of the Day on August 7, 2026

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