Auntie Doris 

Knock Knock. Who's there? Auntie Doris. Auntie Doris who? Auntie Doris, the evil witch who took your soul. Auntie Doris, who's been dead for 600 years and can now walk the earth. Auntie Doris, who takes on the form of a man!
Uncle Herb enetered the room carrying a purple robe.
Uncle Herb: I just bought this at Goodwill.
Auntie Doris WHO?!

AUNTIE DORIS, THE EVIL WITCH WHO TOOK YOUR SOUL!
AUNTIE DORIS, WHO'S BEEN DEAD FOR 600 YEARS!

Auntie Doris by Auntie Doris March 23, 2023

Auntie Doris 

Auntie Doris, the evil witch who took your soul.

Auntie Doris whose been dead for six hundred years and can now walk the earth.

Auntie Doris who takes on the form of a man! Uncle Herb enters the room carrying a purple robe. Uncle Herb: I just bought this at Goodwill. A: Auntie Doris who?

"Oh god. Fo-for some reason this literally only works... properly on with uh... knock knock jokes."

~ Markiplier after reading the Auntie Doris script, 2022

Auntie Doris by MorningTeddyBear April 12, 2025

Auntie Doris 

Auntie Doris refers to the evil witch who took your soul.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Auntie Doris. Auntie Doris who? Auntie Doris the evil witch who took your soul. Auntie Doris who’s been dead for 600 years and can now walk the earth. Auntie Doris who takes the form of a man! Uncle Herb enters the room with a purple robe. Uncle Herb: I just bought this at goodwill! Auntie Doris who?

Auntie Doris by Johnathan Shithead October 5, 2025