A drink concoction, usually made at the kids table, of adding all ingredients on the table into one cup and attempting to mix it to make it look appetizing to an unsuspecting inebriated aunt. Way worse that a jersey turnpike or cement mixer.
Hey guys, let's make an aunt Tilly killer! Pass the butter, ketchup, holandiase, seltzer, table water, table wine, coca cola, cocktail sauce, and bread! Let's put it in aunt Karen's glass and see if we can make her drink it instead of her mimosa!
by Scottie Dont August 12, 2025
Get the Aunt Tilly Killermug.