august 30th 

the day the real bitches were born

If you were born on august 30th, you a real one. 😻

Salma: I was born on 8/30
Nasteha: you know what that means right?
Layla: it means you ain’t no fake ass hoe

august 30th by and.i.oop.sksks October 22, 2019

August 30th 

the day the best people were born, if you’re a virgo from august 30th, you’re pretty cool

i was born august 30th 😎

August 30th by PanicAt9PM October 16, 2019

August 30th 

Smack ass day

Grab some ass on August 30th

August 30th by Oh yeah yeah 489 August 29, 2019

August 30th 

1. August 30th is the day where all the gods align and create millions of perfect children. People born before this day are flawed and people born after are flawed. August 30th is a day of perfection and serenity. Anyone born on this day is special and should be treated accordingly. Most 30 people are kind to some, ruthless in many ways, determined, happy, confused and selfless. These people are also smart and intuitive. The 30th is not too little like the 28th or 29th and it's not too much like the 31st

2.Deliverance from Imperfection

3.Day of Perfection

It's August 30th. Celebrate the day of perfection

August 30th by Phenomenal 30 October 16, 2019

august 30th 

Birthday of a real nigga

Jim asked, "When's your birthday?" Charles responded "August 30th." Jim responded "you that nigga"

august 30th by Charlesturntup September 30, 2015

August 30th 

National grab a titty or grab a dick day.

Single or taken grab somebody today

Dude I grabbed Stacie’s boobs today.

What is today?

August 30th

August 30th by BigJay4206969 August 29, 2019

August 30th 

August 30th is the birthday of the loveliest, funny, and wonderful person to be born, appreciate their existence and tell them how much you love them ! :)

Person A: “Hey when’s your birthday?”
Person B: “August 30th”
Person A: “Yk, you’re a treasured person in my life”

August 30th by leoluvscats July 28, 2022