augienon

A small 30 to 40 pound creature dwelling in Northeastern America. Augienons live in trees. They are extremely dangerous to humans. The females are more aggresive than the males. The only was to kill an augienon is with a direct gun shot to the head. They can be scared away with mean, disrespectful comments or the shocker. Augienons can kill a human in the blink of an eye. They also have flaps of skin protruding from their elbows to their ribs. These flaps allow them to fly short distances up to 25 miles. They always mate in the air. Their diet consists of small animals such as cats, dogs, and rodents. If they spot a human they will immediately attack. Some experts such as b-waggs suggest that augienons are poised to take over the world.

"O damn, there's an augienon in the tree."

"Give it the shocker."

"Its a male."

"Give it the fist!"

augienon by Robert Waggoner July 5, 2007

Augienon

An treeborn creature that adapts almost anywhere, and can pop out at anytime. Augienons can fly, but not very well or for a good amount of time. Also they can grow to be larger than a cat, however, smaller than a dog such as a doberman. They are known to burrow nests at the very top of trees, and prey upon any passersby. The creatures have little flaps under their arms, creating their ability to go airborn. Augienons can run up to around a max speed of 50 mph. To escape a dangerous situation with an Augienon, simply say hurtful things or names to hit, run, or shoot it.

"Look there's an Augienon in the tree!"

"No one even likes you!"

Augienon by Pete Dunkleman July 1, 2007

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016