Auburn, MA

the worst organized town in worcester county; the police are corrupted, the schools dont stop bullying and someone managed to miss a test via a bomb threat the last day of school last year!

and the public woods go up in flames at least twice a summer due to drunken parties and also fights over simple catches of fish are frequent!

the mall, high school and library all were built over complex marshlands that have caused biodiversity to drop by 30%!

plus, each year, the town agrees to allow suburbs to be built and each year another empty patch of the town is stripped bare and nevers grows plants again...

dude, i was thinking of robbing someone, wanna go to Auburn, MA?

stop on by Auburn, MA, the outer rim ain't so bad... death rates are actually 2% lower than the center of town!

hey guys, look, this tree is flammable! let's see if the one next to it is... i mean, this is Auburn, MA!

by mvafan March 3, 2011

Auburn Maine

A lower-middle class town in Western Maine along the radioactive Androscoggin river which creates the border with Lewiston. Most of the schools are particularly shitty in Auburn, but not as bad as Lewiston. Auburn has a city part and a country part, with the latter being a much better place to call home. The "city" part is full of 1930's wooden apartment buildings with crack heads as tenants. The country part is the home of many doctors, teachers, and other reputable, friendly people.

"I commute to Portland from Auburn Maine because the job opportunities in Auburn are shitty"

by winweather04 November 4, 2018

Auburn man

A man who truly fits the lifestyle of being an auburn tiger. Their life choices have truly shown the reflection of being a true auburn fan. This man is the best kind of man to be

This man Henry Hood is a true Auburn Man.

by Hoodratdabest March 15, 2024