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Atmospheric ventilation aperture 

The neighbors boy is in really bad shape. Oh what happened?
Hes farthuffing.. And he was such a good kid

They found him with some kinda fart pipe.. A what?????!!!!!!
The police called it a atmosphereic ventilation aperture. I guess they use it to compress the fart, kinda like crack from cocaine.

You mean some one made a pipe compressor vaporizer.

Yes dear atmospheric ventilation aperture. the police said they call it aVa on the streets.
Dear God what's the world coming to kids strung out on farts. At least there not shooting up and leaving syringes all over the place.
They said to not to touch one a needle and a aVa are equally dangerous

You have to stick your self with a needle.
If you touch one of those aVas it could spray a cloud of pure fart that was robbed from some ones butt so who knows what disease's it will spread.
Well hows the boy? Hes in a coma and if he comes out of it his breath with always smell like shit.

Damn another bright future lost damn these farts and those aVa pipes
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Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
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Shackteâu

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In use:
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breatharian 

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The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
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or

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🤡🫵🏻

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Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
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