Athey Creek Middle School
Athey Creek Middle School is full of douche bags and bitches.
While you're there, if you don't have blond hair, cool clothes, or a huge house, you might as well stick your head in a bucket, because people are going to A: Fuck with you, B: Call you names or C: completely IGNORE you.
There are some people who are pretty cool, but the rest are just jackasses. Most end up going to West Linn High School where the cycle is repeated. Almost everyone at ACMS doesn't care what you are INSIDE, but it matters who you pretend to be on the outside. The girls are thin, and the guys are dicks.
The staff sucks balls, etc etc.
If you make it out of there without crying or pissing yourself at least once, I salute you.
You may make it out of Athey and end up as a pretty cool person. But if you give in to peer pressure at the sound of the drum, there's another one gone.
Also, can you say drama?
There's way too much of it at ACMS. Let me tell you that.
While you're there, if you don't have blond hair, cool clothes, or a huge house, you might as well stick your head in a bucket, because people are going to A: Fuck with you, B: Call you names or C: completely IGNORE you.
There are some people who are pretty cool, but the rest are just jackasses. Most end up going to West Linn High School where the cycle is repeated. Almost everyone at ACMS doesn't care what you are INSIDE, but it matters who you pretend to be on the outside. The girls are thin, and the guys are dicks.
The staff sucks balls, etc etc.
If you make it out of there without crying or pissing yourself at least once, I salute you.
You may make it out of Athey and end up as a pretty cool person. But if you give in to peer pressure at the sound of the drum, there's another one gone.
Also, can you say drama?
There's way too much of it at ACMS. Let me tell you that.
Ex 1:
Girl 1: Hey, you know Sally?
Girl 2: Yeah! She's such a sweetie!
Girl 1: We should visit her! I haven't seen her in so long!
Girl 2: You dumbass, she goes to Athey Creek Middle School. You think you'll last two minutes in there without talking about your fucking clothes?
Girl 1: Oops, sorry!!
Ex 2:
Girl 1: Hi Tommy!
Boy 1: Hey bitch. What's up? Wanna go out even though we're only in 6th grade and my balls haven't dropped yet?
Girl 1: Yeah! And let me show you my cleavage! (She proceeds to shove her arms into the sides of her breasts to make it seem like she has cleavage with a ---A cup)
Boy 1: Yeah, that's hot. Wanna watch me walk away and go play football?
Girl 1: No, sorry, I'm busy shaking my hair and doing my make up. Why don't you come back some other time?
Boy 1: If I feel like it.
(Boy walks away)
(Girl 2 comes in)
Girl 2: OMG WAS THAT TOMMY?!
Girl 1: Yeah he's such a hottie! I want him inside me even though I don't know what it means!
Girl 2: Hahah you slut!
Girl 1: Hahah I AM a slut!
(girl 1 walks away)
(Mob of girls swarms)
Girl 2: OMG DID YOU HEAR ABOUT SALLY?!
WHAT A SLUT! I HEARD SHE DID SHOTS BEHIND TOMMYS HOUSE AND THEN DID HIM IN THE BUSHES!
Mob of girls: HOLY SHIT THAT'S TOTALLY NOT BELIEVABLE BUT SINCE WE HAVE THE IQ OF SHOVELS, LET'S SPREAD IT AROUND!
Girl 1: Hey, you know Sally?
Girl 2: Yeah! She's such a sweetie!
Girl 1: We should visit her! I haven't seen her in so long!
Girl 2: You dumbass, she goes to Athey Creek Middle School. You think you'll last two minutes in there without talking about your fucking clothes?
Girl 1: Oops, sorry!!
Ex 2:
Girl 1: Hi Tommy!
Boy 1: Hey bitch. What's up? Wanna go out even though we're only in 6th grade and my balls haven't dropped yet?
Girl 1: Yeah! And let me show you my cleavage! (She proceeds to shove her arms into the sides of her breasts to make it seem like she has cleavage with a ---A cup)
Boy 1: Yeah, that's hot. Wanna watch me walk away and go play football?
Girl 1: No, sorry, I'm busy shaking my hair and doing my make up. Why don't you come back some other time?
Boy 1: If I feel like it.
(Boy walks away)
(Girl 2 comes in)
Girl 2: OMG WAS THAT TOMMY?!
Girl 1: Yeah he's such a hottie! I want him inside me even though I don't know what it means!
Girl 2: Hahah you slut!
Girl 1: Hahah I AM a slut!
(girl 1 walks away)
(Mob of girls swarms)
Girl 2: OMG DID YOU HEAR ABOUT SALLY?!
WHAT A SLUT! I HEARD SHE DID SHOTS BEHIND TOMMYS HOUSE AND THEN DID HIM IN THE BUSHES!
Mob of girls: HOLY SHIT THAT'S TOTALLY NOT BELIEVABLE BUT SINCE WE HAVE THE IQ OF SHOVELS, LET'S SPREAD IT AROUND!
Athey Creek Middle School by ACMSSURVIVOR November 11, 2009
