Asthmaids 

Hardcore unprotected sex with an infected partner for too long and hard where your breathing becomes problematic and the development of asthma and other respiratory illness is inevitable. It is the combination of Aids and Asthma, tending to be most common in lesser developed countries.

I went to the doctor today and was diagnoased with asthmaids, oh shit. No more sex for me.

Asthmaids by XgongiveittoyaJC August 19, 2010

Asthmatic-Hitler

When a girl is giving you fellatio, and you put her in a leg lock so she begins to choke on your penis. While stuck, you take two fingers and smear poop on her upper lip, giving her a Hitler moustache. When you release her she will be wheezing on the ground with said moustache, and will have received the Asthmatic-Hitler.

Steve: Yo I'm pretty sure I'm going to jail
David: For what?
Steve: I gave that girl the asthmatic-hitler and she died

David: Sucks man..

Asthmatic-Hitler by Normal dude 44 March 7, 2011

Char-asthmatic 

Someone who is charming in a nerdy way

"How was your date with Jim"
"He is a dork but he is very char-asthmatic"

Char-asthmatic by Hoco21 December 17, 2017

Year Long Asthmatic 

Someone who has an annoyingly stuffed nose for the entire year, and makes it disgusting to be near them.
They frequently blow their noses, yet they never, ever, get better.

Paul: "Ugh, I don't want to sit next to Fran, she's a Year Long Asthmatic."
Henry: "I know...it's gross. Let's sit near John instead."

Year Long Asthmatic by C.Caples November 27, 2009

asthmatic 

One whom acquires asthma.

She is asthmatic. she has asthma.

asthmatic by Sharquisha Brown January 28, 2019

homies with automatics 

1. a term used as a threat
2. people with motor mouths
3. people that wont stop farting

1. If you call me a ass one more time m gonna go get my homies with automatics and drive by shoot you.
2. My homies with automatics cant shut theirfuckin trap
3. my homies with the automatics wont stop layin weat one in their pants

homies with automatics by chapelle April 6, 2004

Asthmatizment 

A type of laughter that need an inhaler

“That was some Asthmatizment .”

Asthmatizment by Rayshandoe May 25, 2023