Assing the Dick

The act of accepting an erect penis into one's rectum without reservation or hesitation.

Dude, check out this porn clip! She's assing the dick!

by SmellYoDick April 15, 2008

ridin' ass to dick

A derogatory term for when two men ride on a motorcycle together referring to where the motorcyclist's posterior is relative to the passenger's penis.

Yo! Look at Chuck and Gary ridin' ass to dick on Gary's Vespa!

My Buell broke down again, so I had to ride ass to dick on Mark's Ducati.

by Prilldonious May 30, 2007

ass hair dick fuck

it is when your ass hair gets into a guys foreskin and ur ass hair is fucking your partners dick foreskin

oh no my ass hair dick fuck is stuck

by larry smellbuttz May 07, 2018

ass dick

This is the word you yell at college basketball coaches when they make really stupid decisions.

"Grow some balls, ass dick!"

by pookie March 22, 2005

Ass dick

People that are bigger jerks then dick but not big enough to be asshole

A: damn Richard just kicked me in the chin
B: yah he is ass dick

by xXxFiRE WiNDxXx February 24, 2015

ass dick

Someone who has an ass in their dick. Also used as an insult against Gays and the Thai.

Tyrone: Yo
Bobby: What?
Tyrone: YOU'RE AN ASS DICK!
Bobby: Say what? I haven't got a dick stuck up my ass!
Tyrone: You're gay, and Thai! GET OUT HERE YOU MINORITY!
Bobby: :(

by 00jace no.2 February 08, 2014

ass dicked

To be inebriated; "shit faced"

The other night I was so ASS DICKED I could barely stand up in order to hit on Jeff.

by Robin P. February 09, 2008