The act of murdering the nostrils of many people in a crowded area by placing a big gulp filled with asparagus piss and a frozen shit log in a low key spot and allowing the musTURD gas to thaw. If done in an enclosed area, should result in roughly 11-19 people throwing up in less than an hour after placement.

Tyrant: What you do this weekend?

Big Easy: I am going to hell. I assassurinated like 50-60 people at Toy Story 4 yesterday.

Tyrant: The fuck is that?

Big Easy: I placed a 17 inch deuce into a 42 oz big gulp slushy full of asparagus piss and placed right under the seat in the third row. It was horrific. So much puke. It was all fun and games until 6 year old's were puking on their infant siblings, and the parents were pushing chunks from the sight and smell of it all. Gonna be hard to whack off tonight.

ASSassurinate by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm June 21, 2019

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Assaseous

NOUN
vulgar slang

1- a persons behaviour
(An ahole/stupid,irritating or contemptible)
When ahole just isn’t classy enough

“Wow, Priya is acting so assaseous today, I wonder if she’s on her period”

Assaseous by Wikipimp March 1, 2019

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

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