ass weasel 

A person who loves anal sex and is always trying to have it.

That guy is a such an ass weasel, he makes me sick!

ass weasel by Coa Coa June 14, 2006

ass weasel 

a lying, kniving,generally sneaky person that thinks they are smooth because they appear to be on top of their game.

Man, my boss is such and ass weasel,I can't believe he changed the schedule without telling anyone.

ass weasel by that'sariot March 12, 2009

ass weasel 

some one who is ugly and resembles a weasels ass for a face

Wow! Sage's boyfriend is really ugly, he looks like an ass weasel.

ass weasel by sXeJOSH November 11, 2006

ass weasel 

One who frequently gives others rimjobs and derives satisfaction from it.

Louise is such an ass weasel, she always has her head up someone's butt.

ass weasel by TresEquis April 8, 2004

Ass weasel 

A term used to describe a little overly happy weasel inserting him/herself up one's anus.

Cindy is such an ass weasel when it comes to Brad Pitt.

Ass weasel by Carliann October 11, 2007

Ass weasel 

A person who weasels out of work like an ass.

You are such an ass weasel, Karen.

Ass weasel by defiant_strawberry December 5, 2017

ass-weasel 

A gerbil for really tuff gays.

He's as tuff as he looks he uses ass-weasels. When Dickie saw the stuffed ass-weasel behind the bar he turned arround and walked out. In the struggled between gay and ass-weasel the ass-weasel has be known to win.

ass-weasel by benthere March 8, 2008