Ass Crackers

When someone threatens to "serve you some Ass Crackers"

The best definition in in the example

They some in three flavors

Jackass crackers, dumb ass crackers, or smart ass crackers

Derek- " Would you like some Ass Crackers? "

Joe- " What are those?"

Derek- " It's when I take your ass, and serve it on some crackers "

Ass Crackers by Sam Kovacs October 7, 2009

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Holy Fucking Ass Crackers

A statement that's made when something is intensely shocking that no other phrase can satisfy the gravity of the situation appropriately.

Jim: Holy Fucking Ass Crackers that dude just totally broke his hand using a shake weight!

Bob: That's what he gets for using a fucking shake weight.

Holy Fucking Ass Crackers by yourmomlovesmyjohnson09 December 2, 2010

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ass and graham crackers

Something bad. It started with card games and bad hands but it fits with a lot of different things. basically its a humorous and rediculous combination. nobody would want to eat ass and graham crackers, unless you're in to that sort of thing

What the fuck is that smell? Smells like ass and graham crackers in here.

Lost another game of spades, that hand was like ass and graham crackers.

ass and graham crackers by CEG September 22, 2008

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ass cracker

One who not knowing the code or combination to a particular slice of ass is nonetheless able to get inside the ass

Frat boy 1: "dude is so wasting his time on lulu bitch NEVER gives it up"
Frat boy 2: "not. Dude is a total ass cracker. He will be in that ass before midnight"

ass cracker by drpoonandtheteenangels April 25, 2009