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Ass button

The magic spot on a cat that when scratched results in the cat lifting its ass in the air. The spot is located on the top of the tail just above the cats ass,.. where its tail meets the body.
The under side is the cats ass,.. don't scratch there. The blissful state only provides lift for a minute or so. Scratching longer may or may not work depending on how horney the cat is at the time.
Bro,.. hit that cats 'ass button' and it will take your picture!
Ass button by WildEddie November 4, 2009
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Jack Ass Button 

A certain action that sets someone into a pissed off state. Everyone's button is different, it really depends on ones annoyances. Commonly performed by bitch ass niggas.
Vic: Don't you hate when someone sends you a text from somebody else's phone?
Joey: Yeah, that shit pushes my Jack Ass Button.
Jack Ass Button by GorillaVic21 March 23, 2009

assbuttnigger 

Someone perceived to as being an ass, butt, and nigger at the same time.
Due to his black ass, he is an assbuttnigger.
assbuttnigger by A woman's penis January 26, 2020

Assbutton 

polite way to say something about your asshole, meme created by Carol Zara.
No more skirts for me (at least until summer). My assbutton is freezing.
Assbutton by Assbuttonsociety November 16, 2009

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026