A play on words, and joke version of asperger's syndrome. Used as the title of the South Park episode Ass Burgers, S15 E8.
Nurse Bronski: Why are there hamburgers in your underwear?
Cartman: Are you serious? How can there be- Oh my God! You're saying I have ass burgers??
Nurse Bronski: This doesn't make sense. Are you trying to sneak food into the school or something?
Cartman: What are you talking about?? I got vaccinated from the school, and now clearly I have Assburgers!
Nurse Bronski: Very funny!
Cartman: Well I'm glad you think Assburgers is funny! Just note my condition on your records there!
Nurse Bronski: Get out of my office!
Cartman: Are you serious? How can there be- Oh my God! You're saying I have ass burgers??
Nurse Bronski: This doesn't make sense. Are you trying to sneak food into the school or something?
Cartman: What are you talking about?? I got vaccinated from the school, and now clearly I have Assburgers!
Nurse Bronski: Very funny!
Cartman: Well I'm glad you think Assburgers is funny! Just note my condition on your records there!
Nurse Bronski: Get out of my office!
by CryingTaco69 December 05, 2020
False self-diagnosis of High-functioning Autism (asperger's syndrome), mostly used by internet-addicted dorks with no social skills as an excuse for the complete failure of everything they attempt in real life.
"That Kevin guy said he doesn't have a girlfriend because of his mental problem restricting his social life"
"Nah, the guy's just got ass burgers, the real reason girls won't touch him is because he never bathes and spends all his free time in his mom's basement playing World of Warcraft."
"Nah, the guy's just got ass burgers, the real reason girls won't touch him is because he never bathes and spends all his free time in his mom's basement playing World of Warcraft."
by harblmonster February 05, 2008
by CPrice May 11, 2006
The cool way to refer to Asperger's Syndrome, which is the least severe form of autism and makes you a social retard.
by 2coo4skoo April 18, 2005
Lucas: Don't be hating, I have Asperger's.
Yoshi: LOL SELF DIAGNOSE MUCH?
Lucas: NOOOOO. I HAVE ASPERGER'S!
Yoshi: MORE LIKE ASS BURGERS! LOL SEE WHAT I DID THERE?
Yoshi: LOL SELF DIAGNOSE MUCH?
Lucas: NOOOOO. I HAVE ASPERGER'S!
Yoshi: MORE LIKE ASS BURGERS! LOL SEE WHAT I DID THERE?
by TastyRainbows July 14, 2010
by Cecelia Louise February 28, 2015
The common, incorrect NT pronounciation of the autism spectrum disorder Asperger's.
Most people who says ass burgers (fake) don't have a clue about the spelling or the actual condition of Asperger's (real), and many would rather stay that way.
It's a shame, because any idiot can have Ass Burgers, but it takes a selected few from the population to have Asperger's
Most people who says ass burgers (fake) don't have a clue about the spelling or the actual condition of Asperger's (real), and many would rather stay that way.
It's a shame, because any idiot can have Ass Burgers, but it takes a selected few from the population to have Asperger's
by Layla87 September 30, 2011