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ass biscuit 

1.fart
2. releasing something smelly out your bum
ass biscuit by Geoff May 30, 2004

ass biscuit 

A sandwich made from the 'butt' ends of a loaf of bread.
"Yeah, there was some leftover chicken salad but I had to eat it on a pair of ass biscuits"....
ass biscuit by abudaddy April 13, 2011

ass biscuit 

The use of this term comes from the word (biscuit), meaning white boy, which no one other than white people can use without becoming very offended. The term (ass biscuit) refers to the cheapest, skankist white prostitute you can find.
I can't believe you fucked that ass biscuit. OR Dude, I saw your ex last night at the bar, what an ass biscuit!!
ass biscuit by Keenan Mofo April 18, 2008

Ass biscuit 

When a bloke thinks he’s so sweet he shits cookies
Look at David he’s a proper ass biscuit
Ass biscuit by Ryoko41981 June 10, 2018

Ass Biscuit(s) 

A Combination of sweat, poo, and cotton from boxers that has clug to the anal hairs are referred to 'Ass Biscuits'.
Jack: ' Aw Boys, Ive got a massive ass biscuit!!'
'My nails are hurting from the last picking session last week of my ass biscuits.'

Ass Biscuit(s)
Ass Biscuit(s) by Thom els October 11, 2008

Majestic Ass Biscuit 

Joe: Look what I made!
Bob: *goes into bathroom*
That is one majestic ass biscuit!
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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