Ass Rock

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Horrible music that the general population likes. Ass Rock is typically 70's and 80's rock music that mysteriously became popular despite how bad the song actually is.

Example 1
Guy 1: The song "pour some sugar on me" by def leppard is the best song EVER!

Guy 2: No it's not, they lyrics don't make sense, it's such an ass rock song.

Example 2:

Owner of a Lonely Heart by Yes

Ass Rock by barchetta03 January 17, 2012

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Ass Rock

A rock that has an ass scent.

Human #1: Wow what's that?

Human #2: It's an ass rock!

Ass Rock by Sir JiggleBottom February 16, 2018

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Ass rock

it's exactly what it sounds like, a rock that smells asthough it has been thoroughly, and deeply covered in shit. There is usually no context as to how the rock smells this way, but it happens. Apparently this happens in Australia alot too, ass rocks are just regular rocks found along the ground.

Florida kid: Aye, what's up with that rock?
Aussie kid: Whaddu ya mean?
Florida kid: Smells pretty funky to me.
Aussie kid: Nah, mate. It's just another ass rock!

Ass rock by Sugar wants Snake proud May 6, 2018

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Ass rock

A rock that appears to smell like ass. No context as to how the fuck it happened. But regardless, still smells like shit.

"Oi, my daughter found a bloody ass rock the other day. Disgusting!

Ass rock by Sugar makes snake proud. May 6, 2018

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alabama ass-rock

when one man is so hammered drunk that he thinks everyone in the whole entire universe's ass is storing a rock for later use.

larry: woah, jim, are you alright?

jim: hell yeah!

larry: then why are you staring at franks ass so intensely?

jim: hes keeping a rock in there! i know it!

larry: frank, we gotta get the fuck out of her. jim's pulling an alabama ass-rock.

frank: good call! lets go!

alabama ass-rock by yowiena69 March 14, 2010

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nasty ass rock

crack

Hobo 1: Mmm that nasty ass rock was good

Hobo 2: bitch

nasty ass rock by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! January 4, 2023

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rock ass

Another way of saying something rules. Can be used directly in the place of "kick ass" or "kicks ass".

This new Slayer cd rocks ass!

rock ass by Soup Bone April 19, 2005

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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