Ass Cracker

One who engages in anal sex.
That wanker is an ass cracker.
by Michael Caranguejo September 18, 2003
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Ass Cracker

A term used to describe a man with a large enough penis, to brake the anus of the woman or man he is having anal intercourse with.
"Damn, his's cock is so big, he is definatly an ass cracker!"
by Ereh November 28, 2003
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Ass Cracker

When someone sniffs cocaine and then quickly blows the excess into their partners butthole. It causes a rush of adrenaline and is just flat out hot.
Brooooo!! My girl did the ass cracker on my last night. It was hot asf
by Deenthepeen October 03, 2017
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Ass Cracker

when your rectum is so swollen from a previous strike to the ass, that when you shit you become overwelmed with a gratuitous amount of stretch marks and hemroids around the anus, sfinctor and even but cheeks. In extreme cases of ass cracking excrement may begin to leak from your penis and or vagina dew to having a swollen shut butt hole.
Holy shit! i just got a massive ass cracker yesterday, and now i always have brown marks in the front of my pants!

Wow! That fag is laying on the floor like a bitch, must have got an asscracker from that guy with the big feet.
by BAWLFMAN09 December 11, 2009
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ass cracker

One who not knowing the code or combination to a particular slice of ass is nonetheless able to get inside the ass
Frat boy 1: "dude is so wasting his time on lulu bitch NEVER gives it up"
Frat boy 2: "not. Dude is a total ass cracker. He will be in that ass before midnight"
by drpoonandtheteenangels April 25, 2009
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ass cracker

a cracker that is inserted neatly between ones ass cheeks.

(think the bird in Aladin, the type of crackers that are always being inserted into his mouth by the sultan....now think of those sticking out between ones butt cheeks)
Hey man wanna an ass cracker? With a lil butt cheese they are better than ritz crackers!!
by Madam Buttcheese May 05, 2007
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Ass Crackers

When someone threatens to "serve you some Ass Crackers"

The best definition in in the example

They some in three flavors

Jackass crackers, dumb ass crackers, or smart ass crackers
Derek- " Would you like some Ass Crackers? "

Joe- " What are those?"

Derek- " It's when I take your ass, and serve it on some crackers "
by Sam Kovacs October 07, 2009
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