One who not knowing the code or combination to a particular slice of ass is nonetheless able to get inside the ass
Frat boy 1: "dude is so wasting his time on lulu bitch NEVER gives it up"
Frat boy 2: "not. Dude is a total ass cracker. He will be in that ass before midnight"
Frat boy 2: "not. Dude is a total ass cracker. He will be in that ass before midnight"
by drpoonandtheteenangels April 25, 2009
Get the ass cracker mug.by Michael Caranguejo September 18, 2003
Get the Ass Cracker mug.a cracker that is inserted neatly between ones ass cheeks.
(think the bird in Aladin, the type of crackers that are always being inserted into his mouth by the sultan....now think of those sticking out between ones butt cheeks)
(think the bird in Aladin, the type of crackers that are always being inserted into his mouth by the sultan....now think of those sticking out between ones butt cheeks)
by Madam Buttcheese May 19, 2007
Get the ass cracker mug.A term used to describe a man with a large enough penis, to brake the anus of the woman or man he is having anal intercourse with.
by Ereh November 28, 2003
Get the Ass Cracker mug.(1)- a loud fart that comes out of no were,normaly 4 to 3 seconeds long.
(2)- a insult to some one , to white ppl often.
(3)- i fire cracker actually sounding like a fart. not like a f c
(2)- a insult to some one , to white ppl often.
(3)- i fire cracker actually sounding like a fart. not like a f c
after the fart- holly fucking ass cracker
dude you such a ass cracker , get out of hear..
haha nice as cracker , sounded funny , lets do it again..
dude you such a ass cracker , get out of hear..
haha nice as cracker , sounded funny , lets do it again..
by gabeeee August 24, 2008
Get the ass cracker mug.When someone sniffs cocaine and then quickly blows the excess into their partners butthole. It causes a rush of adrenaline and is just flat out hot.
by Deenthepeen October 3, 2017
Get the Ass Cracker mug.when your rectum is so swollen from a previous strike to the ass, that when you shit you become overwelmed with a gratuitous amount of stretch marks and hemroids around the anus, sfinctor and even but cheeks. In extreme cases of ass cracking excrement may begin to leak from your penis and or vagina dew to having a swollen shut butt hole.
Holy shit! i just got a massive ass cracker yesterday, and now i always have brown marks in the front of my pants!
Wow! That fag is laying on the floor like a bitch, must have got an asscracker from that guy with the big feet.
Wow! That fag is laying on the floor like a bitch, must have got an asscracker from that guy with the big feet.
by BAWLFMAN09 December 11, 2009
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