Ass coma 

When a male suffers from not looking at ass for a long time

Dude 1- Hey bro I heard James’ in the hospital

Dude 2- yeah bro he’s suffering from ass coma. He needs ass ASAP

Ass coma by Pv isn’t normal June 7, 2018

Ass Coma 

When you have constipation and you can’t take a shit.

I can’t believe I am suffering with ass coma again I think I’m going to need some laxatives.

Ass Coma by itsarcher91 January 21, 2021