Ass Balls

Hemorrhoids

"Dude's got ass balls,… he let his diet go to shit, now he's getting all inflamed here and there. Ouch"

by dfoinb September 20, 2014

ass ball

a game that is made up in teenager's basements... all you need is a ball that bounces and shit to break.

can be kicked, thrown, paddled, etc between two people. the smaller the room, the better.

Jimmy put a huge fucking hole in my wall last time we played assball.

by QBall July 11, 2006

Ass ball

When you play ball with your ass

Hey Joey do you wanna play ass ball?

by steammustachio April 23, 2021

ass ball

An ass ball is a human being cowering in a tight fetal position. Most used in the context of "to curl into an ass ball"

Oh my god, he's coming! Quick, curl into an ass ball for defense!

by The Definitionator August 25, 2005

Ass balls

when one farts, then cups it into a ball in their hand and throws it.

zach: (sniffs) EWW do you smell that?
dennis: yes i just threw Ass balls at your face how does it smell?
zach: just dandy!

by bigdickdenny November 15, 2009

ass balls

when someone is getting fucked in the ass and the balls hit the person's ass witch create ass balls

example: "dude i gave that girl last night ass balls"

"really ohhman i wish i was with you"

by mr.smarterass April 03, 2009

ass ball

Tonsil stones or tonsilloliths. Solidified plaque/phlem/muscus balls that deposit themselves in the back of your throat/tonsils/etc. Doesn't seem to remove itself unti it is coughed or hacked up. Smells awful...like ass. Tends to be yellow in color. Also known as "throat nugget"

Dude, I coughed up the biggest ass ball the other day. It was sick.

by katiekarnage April 12, 2007