Tom: A man when i was having sex last night and i let that girl lick my butt hole.
Brad: Wow, what an ass goblin.
Brad: Wow, what an ass goblin.
by shotybounce April 23, 2009
1) Someone who is such a pain in the ass that they go above and beyond it. 2) A wedgie so severe it involves the ripping of the undershorts. 3) An elderly man's sweaty scrotum getting stuck in his ass when he sits down (see also cracking nuts, butt dumplings)
You are an Ass Goblin
OUCH! You Ass Goblin!!! That Ass Goblin hurts!!!
AHH!!! I got an Ass Goblin from the couch AGAIN!
OUCH! You Ass Goblin!!! That Ass Goblin hurts!!!
AHH!!! I got an Ass Goblin from the couch AGAIN!
by J July 22, 2003
is the action of a turkey entering your exit and gobbling uncontrolably.gobbler of ass brown turkey turkeys revengehole puckererel pavo del culo
ass goblin;if you happend to see a turkey after Thanksgiving while naked in the forest in the middle of a boul movement.
by don poz juan February 25, 2009
Powerful goblin that wants to rule the world. Can change appearance (usually looks like an old man) and has magical powers. Often Shouts HEEYAAAAAA and usually goes by the name of Lord Vilhelm
by ass goblin hater August 29, 2003
by Tom the a$$hole July 10, 2008
Little green men, often confused with asselves and assfairies, they dance around a campfire lit by methane within the outer anus of a man. They perform ass-ceremonies all night until the "crack" (AHAHAHA A PUN) of ass-dawn.
by Bastardized Bottomburp July 11, 2003
by anthony smith September 10, 2003
Apr 25 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose
