by bonkeykong May 13, 2008
Someone who always seems to smell extremely bad and does not even try to clean themself. No matter what time you see this person, they smell awful.
Jordan- (takes off football pads)
Team- Jordan you're an asparagus
Jordan- Shut up fools I smell fresh
Team- You smell awful you asparagus
Team- Jordan you're an asparagus
Jordan- Shut up fools I smell fresh
Team- You smell awful you asparagus
by Thomas Selser December 10, 2013
1: Delicious Vegetable that should not in any case be shoved up one's genitalia and then feed it to your dog.
2: Abigails Favourite Veggi
2: Abigails Favourite Veggi
by BaileyMclellan6969 April 23, 2011
A random vegitable. Tasty. Makes pee smell weird.
Also used as asparagusarific. Asparagusarific is a term saying that something is as good as asparagus.
Also used as asparagusarific. Asparagusarific is a term saying that something is as good as asparagus.
by Yattasparagus28 September 15, 2003
A zodiac sign that indicates someone who is psychotic and irrational, typically a 15 year old horoscope girl. Used satirically by people who don’t believe in astrology against people who use their starsign as an excuse for being a bitch
Horoscope girl: “hey i’m sorry i cheated on you and fucked your dad but i’m an asparagus, it’s just how i am”
by $Memelord69 January 27, 2022
by Lilly McThiccy June 4, 2018