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Asian Pear 

to dip your scrotum in a cup of sake and then dip your scrotum into your partner's mouth
What are we gonna do with this cup of sake. I say we give her an Asian Pear.
Asian Pear by M Smoov July 3, 2009
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Asian Pear 

One who is sexy, black, and wears one lucky, yellow sock. Tends to also wear glasses and is very artistic. Many freshman girls adore him and tend to become speechless in his presence. Also loves Beyonce.

Aka Rakim
Freshman 1: "What are you looking at?"

Freshman 2: "Oh, Asian Pear. He is wearing a blue shirt today."

Freshman 1: "Oooh"

Freshman 2: *sigh...*
Asian Pear by Creepy Freshman January 23, 2011

Asian pear 

A person of Asian origin , who carries all their fat on lower end like pear, C’ mon haven’t y’all read up on body shapes and wat not.
“Don’t worry Kimmy Chu, you eat extra , you nice Asian Pear. Not like Sam, she tree.”
Asian pear by Mrs. Nesbit February 22, 2022

asian pearl 

bomb ass chinese food.
Yi: man I'm really hungry.

Raj: down for Asian pearl?
Yi: you read my mind!!
asian pearl by Rb123456 July 28, 2017
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