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Asian cock 

An Asian person’s cock. Just like other guys, Asian guys’ penises vary in size. There are huge and not so huge Asians, and average ones in between, just like any race. Pro-tip: Judge a man’s size based on its erect state. Some folks are showers, others are growers.

Fun fact: Erect Asian cocks are noted for their hardness.
Ooh yeah, baby, I love the way your Asian cock feels in me
Asian cock by SamBissell June 10, 2023
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Asian cock 

A small cock usually 1-4.5 inches long and is usally only used to make baby's and masterbation.
John has a big cock unlike Peter fam he has a small asian cock
Asian cock by Thereal def August 26, 2017

asian cock 

a penis that belongs to an Asian male or female.
''this yellow bitch got a huge Asian cock''
asian cock by JOSEPH JR December 3, 2014

Asian cock and balls 

The largest pair of cock and balls to ever exist. The juicy balls can hold over 48205610371036582837975212018485015477382018364 gallons of cum even after nutting. The ginormous cock weighs over 99999999999999999999999999999999 tons and is totally longer than yours. The boner is a devastating force and can only be controlled by and Asian man.
Damn nigga I just wanna suck those huge Asian cock and balls (no homo)
Asian cock and balls by CEO of sex September 17, 2019

Big Asian Cock

A Big Asian Cock(BAC) is a mythical and paradoxical cock that defies the rules of stereotypical Asian anatomy. A BAC is a cock of above size belonging to an Asian male. It is unknown if the BAC even exists, but we’re getting closer to finding out for sure.

A BAC is similar in size to a Big Black Cock and according to legend when combined with a skilled Asian lover will surpass even the finest of BBCs.
“Becky you won’t believe this. I was having sex with Jihoon a few hours ago and guess what? Instead of the tiny cock I expected it was MASSIVE. I think I discovered the world’s first big Asian cock!”
Big Asian Cock by Jeremy Anonia November 29, 2020

Ultra rare giant Asian cock 

Yesterday I found the biggest ever Asian cock. It measured 8,32 cm, or 3,275 inches. It was really thin, but its the length that matters.
Dude!!! Thats the biggest ever asian cock i have ever seen!!! Its literally an Ultra rare giant Asian cock!
Yeah i know *cums everywhere*

Cock Asian 

A white person who sucks up to Asians. Examples - praising them for their philosophical and technological advancements, praising the coolness of their cartoons (anime), constant blabbering of how smart they are and how they're better than us at everything, trying to talk with an Asian accent, restricting a diet to only Asian quisine, having an obsessive need to learn every martial art on the planet, or such things. If they could, they'd suck an Asian's cock just to be like one.
Dude 1: Have you seen that Jackie Chan movie?
Dude 2: Yeah, it was awesome! I love all those Asian movies
Dude 1: They're alright...
Dude 2: They're the best! They kick the crap out of Americans
Dude 1: Huh? Are you saying they're better than us?
Dude 2: Heck yeah, bro
Dude 1: Why?
Dude 2: Let's see, they got better looking women, better technology, better food, better stuff...
Dude 1: ...would you suck Jackie Chan's cock?
Dude 2: uhh... *thinks about it*
Dude 1: hahaha, you cock asian.
Cock Asian by Mark1816 December 14, 2008
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