Asian Gangster

Asian Gangsters, or AGs for short, is a term commonly used to describe people of oriental descent who reside in the area of Surrey. They are known as the Surrey Boys. They frequently use the term "bro" and proceed to "smash up" those who offend them.

Asian Gangsters spend most of their time chasing Little Girls, or LGs, at the mall.

To become an Asian Gangster one must own branded goods such as Louis Vuitton or Gucci as this is a trademark signature of an AG. They frown upon those who don't own any LV or Gucci items, and refer to them as "Big FOIGs".

An Asian Gangster must also never have written an apology or do so in the future as a result of defeat in the game of Fifa by a 5 goal margin. Doing so will immediately strip said person of an Asian Gangster status.

Commonly used by Chengman on YouTube

Chengman: It is I, Chengman, and I'm at the mall today to look for some LGs!
Chengman: Yo WTF you say bro? You want me to get Surrey Boys to come SMASH YOU!

Me: Hey Lips, get a load of this!
Lips: Man, you be trippin! Asian Gangster for life!
Me: Na dawg, you ain't no AG.. you a Big FOIIIG!

Asian Gangster by KatSam12 September 18, 2013

asian gangster

a very ghetto asian who shoots any bitch out there.and is from the hood

boy 1:that asian gangster shot me last night.
boy 2:Damn suck for you niga
boy 1:And i was really bleeding.

asian gangster by jockofer July 14, 2009

Asian Gangster Wannabe 

An asian that often lives in a poor ghetto area and tries to garner respect by spiking their hair, smoking, and wearing baggy and dark or white clothes. Many try to get a tattoo and try to join gangs but they look absolutely pathetic. They can often be seen driving an old honda with a ton of add-ons listening to either hip-hop or rap. Talks like a mix between fob and wannabe ghetto. Are often very short and hang around clueless girls who try to dress perverted and wear enormous amounts of make-up.

Asian Gangster Wannabe: Yo, homie, why yo talk like you know me?

Asian: First off, I wasn't talking to you. No one wants to talk to your type. Stop shaming our race.

AGW: Yo Brotha!

Black: You ain't black you dumbass!

AGW: Wassup dawg, when you gonna show mah shizzle some respect?

White: Sorry, but I dont speak your language.

Asian Gangster Wannabe by White Washed January 12, 2008

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022