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Ashton Shoffner

Ashton Shoffner is someone who sticks out in a crowd of people. They typically don't have the best first impression, but once you get to know them, you'll come to see that they are very caring even if they try to hide it. They are very sincere with their opinions and don't like to be proved wrong, but will try to hide the fact they are aggravated. Ashton will be one of the most caring, authentic people you'll ever meet. He likes to give the impression he doesn't care about the little or big things, but in reality, he cares about it all. He isn't that good at expressing or talking about his feelings, but he is good at picking out gifts, and sticking to his goals. If he'll let you, being his friend, his person, will be an affectionate, notable, unique relationship. You'll not be able to compare anyone else like him, simply because he is himself, with his own opinions, something rare.
Eliza, "Hey, why does that guy not have a phone? Isn't he almost 16?"
Lilly, " Oh, that's just Ashton Shoffner"
Ashton Shoffner by Myrealopinions October 26, 2020
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Ashton Shoffner

Ashton Shoffner is someone who sticks out in a crowd of people. They typically don't have the best first impression, but once you get to know them, you'll come to see that they are very caring even if they try to hide it. They are very sincere with their opinions and don't like to be proved wrong, but will try to hide the fact they are aggravated. Ashton will be one of the most caring, authentic people you'll ever meet. He likes to give the impression he doesn't care about the little or big things, but in reality, he cares about it all. He isn't that good at expressing or talking about his feelings, but he is good at picking out gifts, and sticking to his goals. If he'll let you, being his friend, his person, will be an affectionate, notable, unique relationship. You'll not be able to compare anyone else like him, simply because he is himself, with his own opinions, something rare.
Eliza, "Hey, why does that guy not have a phone? Isn't he almost 16?"
Lilly, " Oh, that's just Ashton Shoffner"
Ashton Shoffner by Myrealopinions October 26, 2020
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026

fudanshi 

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
Word of the Day on July 5, 2026

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
Word of the Day on July 4, 2026

Regular Degular 

Plain. Not tampered with or upgraded. Basic.
May I have an order of regular degular buttermilk pancakes? Without all the added jazz? Hold the blueberry smiley face, strawberry glaze, chocolate chips and whipped cream.
Regular Degular by 1Bynum August 13, 2023
Word of the Day on July 3, 2026
Usually a male who likes to encourage weight gain in his partner through the consumption of food. Feeders differ from FAs... whilst an FA is attracted to big girls, a feeder gets turned on by making a thin girl fat....or a big girl even bigger.
feeder by therealrichieedwards December 11, 2004
Word of the Day on July 2, 2026