a girl who has almost not talent at all. was once a major poser who wouldnt hold a note to save her life a few years ago. now she is a fake, plastic faced slut who still cant hold a note to save her life. also says shit about how she loves how her natural body is, then gets plastic surgery on it the next day. the only way the world even knows her is through the fact that her sister was famous for her actual talent. has a tendency to lip sync at concerts (to the hideous screeching she calls music), and then gets caught.
by love lisa July 5, 2008
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"I'm totally against it and offended by it," Simpson told Lucky magazine. "I'm going out to let my real talent show, not to just stand there and dance around. Personally, I'd never lip-synch. It's just not me."
Can we quote you on that, Ashlee?
What's next, an "accidentally leaked" Internet sex tape?
"I'm totally against it and offended by it," Simpson told Lucky magazine. "I'm going out to let my real talent show, not to just stand there and dance around. Personally, I'd never lip-synch. It's just not me."
Can we quote you on that, Ashlee?
What's next, an "accidentally leaked" Internet sex tape?
by A friend of a friend...who knows about Jessica October 25, 2004
Get the Ashlee Simpson mug.Quoted in Jane Magazine for saying that she is against lip syncing and would NEVER do it herself.
Was the first performer ever in all thirty something years of saturday night live to get caught lip syncing and just walked off the stage like a dumbass, instead of being a professional and starting over.
The first artist to be Boo'ed off of the stage at the end of her performance because everything about her sucks. Her, her music, ESPECIALLY her singing.
Is riding off her sisters fame and talent.
ONLY has a record contract because her sister Jessica Simpson and her father are in the music industry.
UGLY, FUGLY, and needs some SERIOUS surgery to fix that heap she calls a nose growing on her face.
Also, a heavy attitude adjustment.
Tries harder than Avril to be so PUNK!
But she's failing miserably.
Was the first performer ever in all thirty something years of saturday night live to get caught lip syncing and just walked off the stage like a dumbass, instead of being a professional and starting over.
The first artist to be Boo'ed off of the stage at the end of her performance because everything about her sucks. Her, her music, ESPECIALLY her singing.
Is riding off her sisters fame and talent.
ONLY has a record contract because her sister Jessica Simpson and her father are in the music industry.
UGLY, FUGLY, and needs some SERIOUS surgery to fix that heap she calls a nose growing on her face.
Also, a heavy attitude adjustment.
Tries harder than Avril to be so PUNK!
But she's failing miserably.
Hey Asslee, dying your hair, and wearing dark clothes and shirts that say "Punk" won't make you "punk" no matter how hard you tap your red ruby slippers together.
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