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Ashley Simpson 

a girl who has almost not talent at all. was once a major poser who wouldnt hold a note to save her life a few years ago. now she is a fake, plastic faced slut who still cant hold a note to save her life. also says shit about how she loves how her natural body is, then gets plastic surgery on it the next day. the only way the world even knows her is through the fact that her sister was famous for her actual talent. has a tendency to lip sync at concerts (to the hideous screeching she calls music), and then gets caught.
ugh! stop trying to act all punk...you look like ashley simpson all over again!
Ashley Simpson by love lisa July 5, 2008

Ashley Simpson 

1. One who is a talentless hack.

2. Someone who only has a career in the entertainment industry because she shares the same last name as her sister.
This person sucks. looks like they pulled an Ashley Simpson.
Ashley Simpson by quagblar March 7, 2007

ashley simpson 

Something I am amazed to see blank on Urban Dictionary.

Oh yeah, she sucks.
I find it almost offensive that Ashley Simpson has no definitions on Urban Dictionary.
ashley simpson by chief alastor June 11, 2006

ashley simpson 

A girl I would really like to fuck
ashley simpson by Dan Baran October 22, 2006

Ashlee Simpson

From a recent interview in "Lucky" magazine:

"I'm totally against it and offended by it," Simpson told Lucky magazine. "I'm going out to let my real talent show, not to just stand there and dance around. Personally, I'd never lip-synch. It's just not me."

Can we quote you on that, Ashlee?

What's next, an "accidentally leaked" Internet sex tape?
Ashlee (and Jessica) went to the Milli Vanilli School of Music Performance.

Ashlee Simpson

Quoted in Jane Magazine for saying that she is against lip syncing and would NEVER do it herself.
Was the first performer ever in all thirty something years of saturday night live to get caught lip syncing and just walked off the stage like a dumbass, instead of being a professional and starting over.

The first artist to be Boo'ed off of the stage at the end of her performance because everything about her sucks. Her, her music, ESPECIALLY her singing.

Is riding off her sisters fame and talent.

ONLY has a record contract because her sister Jessica Simpson and her father are in the music industry.

UGLY, FUGLY, and needs some SERIOUS surgery to fix that heap she calls a nose growing on her face.
Also, a heavy attitude adjustment.

Tries harder than Avril to be so PUNK!
But she's failing miserably.
Hey Asslee, dying your hair, and wearing dark clothes and shirts that say "Punk" won't make you "punk" no matter how hard you tap your red ruby slippers together.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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