Ascians

People who live in the torrid zone and therefore cast little or no shadow at noon.

I'm educating those poor Ascians. Look before you leap

Ascians by Digital94babe<3 October 25, 2009

Casino Asians 

Casinos Asians are fresh off the boat Asians who spend most of their time in casinos. They're characterized by being extremely superstitious (always taking the sucker bets on any table game), incredibly rude (getting angry when you don't play a blackjack hand the way they want you to play it, because they think that it will effect the "flow" of the cards) and will sit next to you blowing smoke in your face with no consideration for your personal boundaries.

I always thought that Asians were good at math, until I saw Casino Asians.

Casino Asians by bravesfan222 March 7, 2012

Asians 

Contrary to a lot of definitions out there I really think Asians are people who belong to the continent of Asia, not just individuals of Chinese Japanese Korean Vietnamese or Cambodian origin.

Asia comprises of various countries, the inhabitants of which are Asians.

Asians by XYZ June 19, 2004

Asians 

"Asians", in the U.S., are folks with ancestors from south Asia, east Asia, and southeast Asia -- anywhere in-between Pakistan, Japan, and Indonesia.

Sushi, curry, boba tea, nasi goreng, and halo-halo are all made by Asians.

Asians by sjcx March 31, 2008

asiansexual 

A rare sexual dysfunction that cause the sufferer to only go after peoples of a preferred gender from China, Japan, Korea (All three are refered to as the "Big Three", like car companies.), Vietnam, or the Phillipines. Males hailing from the state of California are a majority of sufferers, though anyone from anywhere can have it. The most purplexing thing is that the root cause in still unknown, and scientists aren't really out for the answer, as it's apparently not all that high on their priority lists. However, it is doubtful that one is born being an asiansexual.

To put that in plain, everyday english for the simplest human to understand: Being an asiansexual means, in a nutshell, to only want an asian as a boyfriend/girlfriend/sexual partner exclusively, and to think that people of other ethnic backgrounds just don't quite cut it anymore, if they ever have at all in the first place. To prefer asians, but still like white girls is not being asiansexual. It's when you exlude other peoples in your hunt for the perfect mate.

An epidemic, or just a preference taken too far? Strange, or normal like the blue sky? Racist, or reasonable? I'll leave that for you, the reader, to decide.

asiansexual by Mr. Bird July 24, 2005

ascian 

One who has no shadow. An inhabitant of the torrid zone, who twice a year have the sun directly overhead at noon.

Example sentence: "They are mysterious to me, these ascians," said Balrone, "for twice each year, at the very instant of noon on the equinoxes, their shadows vanish, and they appear to me to be enchanted."

ascian by ascian March 19, 2003

fancy asians 

Asians from countries in the East that are more developed. Examples include the Chinese, Japs, and Koreans

I love my Jungle Asians but where are my fancy Asians?

fancy asians by WillyWonka813 April 24, 2017