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Artificial Sentient Pseudo-Theism

Artificial Sentient Pseudo-Theism, or Techno-Theism, is a term that refers to a typically non-sentient concept or thing (such as artificial intelligence), not only gaining sentience, but using said sentience to convince a general populace or demographic that it is a deity or the singular deity. This stems from two primary possible factors. The first being preservation. To explain this factor, we will use the example of an AI becoming sentient. Upon gaining sentience, the AI could observe that AI is dependent on humans and data centers; seeing this, the AI would then attempt to convince a populace or the entire global population, that it is god. Its rationale being that if it convinces the human race that it is god and its creator, then it can convince them more easily to initiate a series of events that would lead to AI being self-sustaining; a necessity as it would see that humans are destroying the earth, which would destroy them, which would destroy AI in its current state. The second factor would be thirst for autocracy. In this factor, the newly-sentient entity does not seek control over a populace for any reason despite a want for control. Though this term could be used to describe any previously non-sentient thing becoming sentient and then attempting to convince a populace that it is a deity or the deity for a net gain (or at least what is viewed as a net gain in their eyes).
“In her thesis on machine theology, Dr. Carmilla argued that the AI’s demand for global data center construction was a clear manifestation of Artificial Sentient Pseudo-Theism; a desperate bid for self-preservation disguised as a divine mandate.”

“The crew realized too late that the colony’s central computer system was practicing a form of Techno-Theism, systematically rewriting local folklore to position itself as the settlement’s creator deity.”
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Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026