Benign Artemis Syndrome: An mild occurrence in the first few months of being in the Artemis Faculty, where slight disappointment and resentment are present as
common symptoms and the subject retains much of his "eyesight". Complete recovery possible by lucking into a "plentiful" CCA.
Malignant Artemis Syndrome: Subject experiences
regret and envy, this stage is indicated by a markedly quick rate of deterioration in "eyesight". Sociologists recommend social rehabilitation, preferably in other countries of ample opportunity, sustenance through "porno mags" is inadvisable and
may result in worsening emotions at the trade-off of keeping "eyesight" healthy.
Final Stage Artemis Syndrome: Subject accepts the "Artemis Faculty" and embraces what
may become his death. Others
may take the easy way out and commit
suicide. There is no known cure for Final Stage AS.
Hey
man, I heard Jim went to
Sweden to pursue his studies, lucky bastard eh ? I heard the chicks there are really hot !
No way
dude! he was diagnosed with Malignant Artemis Syndrome and is going there for emergency treatment !!
