Art Vandelay

An alias that can be used for almost any purpose. The most popular careers of this particular alias include architect, marine biologist, importer-exporter, author of "Venetian Blinds", and manufacturer of latex. This alias can be used by a male or female, as "Art" can stand for either Arthur or Artemis.

I'm very close to getting a job with Vandelay Industries. They deal in latex.

I'm Art Vandelay. An architect.

by Artemis Vandelay June 12, 2011

Art Vandelay

The name George on "Seinfeld" always referred himself to in attempting to pick up women. Mr. Vandelay's occupation is always an architect.

"My name is Art Vandelay, I am an architect."

by phugger March 17, 2003

Art Vandelay

The freakin' delicious vegetarian burrito at Moe's.

"Would you like fried mushrooms in your Art Vandelay?" "Hell yes!"

by Burrito-sama April 20, 2010

Art Vandelay

An artist that Khloe Kardashian and Scott Disick made up to ‘art shame’ Kris jenner.

Kris Jenner: oh my god I love your work Art Vandelay!
Khloe Kardashian: he’s not real mom.

by yourmomsnamehajdhd July 26, 2021

Art Vandalay

A fake name frequently used by George, created by George and Jerry while waiting to stake out a cute woman Jerry met at a party.

"Is this Vandalay Industries?"
"We're waiting for a friend, uh, Art Vandalay. He's an architect."

by AllTheNamesAreTaken! April 14, 2006

Art Vandalay

(Seinfeld) An imaginary character dreamed up by George and Jerry while they were trying to come up with an excuse for stalking some poor unfortunate woman. It's such a nice name I decided to change mine, so I did. Now it's my name. Sorry, Jerry.

by Art Vandalay March 29, 2003

Art Vandalay

A judge in Latham. Massachusetts.

Jerry Seinfeld and George Costanza made up the name, which they used whenever they needed to tell a lie involving a non-existent person, or they needed to claim to be someone else.

They were aghast when, in the series finale, they were arrested and hauled before the judge, whose name was actually Art Vandalay.

Court is now in session. The Honorable Judge Art Vandalay presiding.

by Frank Booth March 18, 2007